APS

An acronym used to describe someone that is a keener, commonly standing for Aspiring Paediatric Surgeon.

Yo, you already found research, smh so APS

by westdalehammer October 11, 2018

APS

An Anonymous Porn Story Formally told with a large audience before getting stoned.

Guy one: Hey homie I got got the greens!

Guy 2: maaaan fuck that shit whip out the APS

by AMERICSAS December 1, 2019

Aps

Ãfter pussy syndrome . When you can be best friends until they get the pussy then they do a 360 n become psycho. It's becoming an epidemic nation wide.

Man I wish these guys didn't have aps. They eye so much best at life before. Another lost to aps.

by Stacyskendall April 3, 2024

Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

A programmer, or group of programmers, more interested in tacking more and more "bloatware" features to software, rather then cleaning up and optimizing existing code. Usually using the excuse "Computers are faster now, they can handle it"

Any real programmer knows performance > features and splash screens are soooo 2001.

Timeline of Photoshop suffering from Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

load times on top performance computers.

Version Number
5 5 Seconds
6 10 Seconds

7 15 Seconds

CS 30 Seconds
CS2 20 Seconds
CS3 20 Seconds
CS4 35 Seconds

by dmangstar September 24, 2009

after aps

anyhting that would be considered an appetizer that is eaten after you have already finished your meal.

example - chips

hey john, im still hungry do you have any after aps?

by midnite><og April 27, 2007

Acquired Pretentious Syndrome (APS)

When cultural change breeds chronic displays of ostentation. Usually occurs when a person from humble beginnings inserts his/her self into a more high-brow lifestyle.

The moment Ginny Sue moved from Hicksville to New York City, she developed the worst case of Acquired Pretentious Syndrome (APS) I've ever seen.

by CPodWrites January 7, 2011

After APs

A frame of mind that a high school student has after taken his/her Advanced Placement tests in early May, which dictates that the remainder of the semester no longer matters. Usually includes general indifference and cutting school to masterbate.

T: Aye mami, wanna cut class and come to my house today?
L: No, but maybe after APs.

by FishmanFive May 9, 2007