April 5

People born on this day have an 85% chance of living a peaceful life in the mountains with their books and enjoying chilly, foggy mornings surrounded by trees and flowers. :D
"Oh my God! She was born on April 5th. You know what that means."
"Totally, let's ask her to teach us how to live peacefully in the mountains too! This is going to turn our lives around."
by Sydney Sage October 15, 2019
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April 5

They day the most amazing and the sexiest boy you’ll ever know was born.
Omg it’s april 5 it’s that really cute guys birthday
by Jefftheboi_74 October 10, 2019
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April 5

National kiss a guy close by day! ;)
On april 5th i kissed the guy who lives next door.
by Jaydencv April 04, 2022
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April 5

the day that music died, Kurt cobain suicide was commited this day, its a tragic day
April 5 Curcobain died
by chupala1234567 April 07, 2022
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April 5

If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.
*At diner*

'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'
by SexyEggHaver March 31, 2021
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April 5

National suck your girlfriends titties/ stroke your boyfriends dick day
It’s April 5 today, you know what that means....it’s time to suck my titties.
by Masterrrrr October 18, 2019
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April 5

All sexy cute amazing model beautiful gorgeous pretty people are born on this day and everyone falls In live with them instantly they will wanna date u even if they hate u they secretly have a crush on you
Stranger:WOW she must be born on April 5

strangers friend:Yep she’s pretty hot

April 5 girl:tehe ;)
by sexy wooden amber December 06, 2020
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