Guy: Yo guess what today is
Other guy: What
Guy: dude we’re not friends, it’s April 29th ,Hams birthday how do you not know that
Other guy: What
Guy: dude we’re not friends, it’s April 29th ,Hams birthday how do you not know that
by Charli Damellio November 6, 2019

You know there's many different ways that you can kill the one you love
The slowest way is never loving them enough
Do you really want to know where I was April 29th?
Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?
The slowest way is never loving them enough
Do you really want to know where I was April 29th?
Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?
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by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

P1 - Do you know what day it is?
P2 - No?
P1 - *Punches* It’s national punch day? April the 29th!
P2 - You hurt me and does that mean I get to punch you back? *Punches*
P1 - Why did you punch me back I know it’s punch your friend day but why!?
April 29th Punch your friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!
P2 - No?
P1 - *Punches* It’s national punch day? April the 29th!
P2 - You hurt me and does that mean I get to punch you back? *Punches*
P1 - Why did you punch me back I know it’s punch your friend day but why!?
April 29th Punch your friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!
by IsaYaBoi April 28, 2022
