Apprentice

Usually preceded by The, The Apprentice is a show where randomly picked out of the mental institute idiots try to win a nonexistant prize by doing crazy get-rich schemes. Donald Trump tells them they're fired and they go back to the institute.

"Last week on The Apprentice, they had to sell hamburgers at McDonald's, so Danny dressed up like a hobo and chucked baseballs into a hole in a piece of cardboard. Did you see it?"

"Nah, Survivor put me to sleep."

Apprentice by ABOUT TO GET SUED BY DONALD TRUMP March 12, 2005

Apprentice

/əˈprɛntɪs/

noun
1. (occupational) an esteemed learner. an intermediate level worker or beginner who gets paid for it!

2. (social) a good hearted person who is rough around the edges and yet to learn lolol. self-education and a sprinkle of humility will seriously help to speed thing up though.

3. a title more people should be comfortable with both occupationally and socially

1.

"she's a promising apprentice"

2.

"did you hear what Jake did yesterday?"
"ah, yeah. he's an apprentice, he'll learn."

Apprentice by mediocre_gal_s August 6, 2020

Apprentice

-Reality show on NBC starring real estate mogul Donald Trump where in he and his top aides, George Ross and Carolyn Kepcher judge several contestants (some college graduates, some not) during weeks of business project tasks to see who would best fit to win a job in Trump's billion dollar coporation.

-Contestants audition and are expected to show to the auditions dressed professionally and with resumes in hand and prepare to be interviewed.

-Final contestants live in a penthouse in Trump Tower in New York City as they break off into 2 teams and go against each other on various business tasks which range from rebuilding and redecorating and renting out hotel rooms to creating an advertising campagin for some company.

-The losing team meets in the boardroom where the team captain and 1 or 2 people they pick to blame for their team's loss are questioned by Trump, Ross, and Kepcher. Whoever comes up with the weakest defense for themselves or who comes off angry/disturbed/dumb is fired and eliminated from the show.

-Show is most famous for its boardroom scene where Donald hands out the infamous "You're Fired" quote to an unlucky contestant to be cut from the show.

-Previous Apprentice winners are
Season 1:Bill Rancic
Season 2:Kelly Perdew
Season 3:Kendra Todd

Ex1-Some of the most memorable Apprentice contestants have been Omarosa and Raj.

Apprentice by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005

Apprentice Boy 

The Apprentice boy is -Much- alike the Jester Boy taking after him in almost every concept, even in leadership. He is less inclined to sacrifice his digity for laughs, and is far less witty than the Jester Boy, having trouble in arguements, and being even more easy to break down than the Goblin Boy, even so, the Goblin Boy and the Apprentice Boy are mortal enemies, and are only bound together by Cauliflower Boy and the Burnouts ring leader, Jester Boy. Despite this, Apprentice boy holds the same relations power, bringing the Burnouts more allied groups.

"Jester boy, Goblin boy.. Cauliflower Boy.. Where is Apprentice Boy?" Asked Robert.

"Oh, He's in class Finishing up work. He'll be back soon, most likely near Jester Boy."

Apprentice Boy by Nicholas Burr December 28, 2007

apprentice boy 

a secret society similar in structure to the orange men formed in 18 something or other to commemerate the seige of derry where during the war of occupation by the royalist dutch and british immigrants had been rightly besieged by the catholics inside the walled city of derry. eventually after 13 weeks or something and "befallen to depraved and ungodly practices" see sodomy and cannabalism william of orange dispatched a full army to slaughter the catholics families. the catholics in turn ran to defend their loved ones allowing food and supplies to be delivered by the apprentice boys of the city. at that time it was illegal for catholics to have any trade other than menial labour or farmhand.

the apprentice boys are marching today in derry, i was going to bring my mother to hospital but i cant know cuz them bastards have everything blocked off.

apprentice boy by da original playa June 11, 2006

Apprentice Douchebag 

A Douchebag in training. Someone who is learning the trade of being a Douchebag.

"Dude what's his problem?"-Guy 1

"Oh, he's just currently a Apprentice Douchebag."-Guy 2

Apprentice Douchebag by Hourglass Mage November 11, 2011

apprentice plan 

A poor or short-term scheme not deserving of the description 'Master Plan'.

"So you're going to move to a new city, with no job, no home, and little money. That's hardly even an apprentice plan, really."

apprentice plan by Quincel December 4, 2013