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Apple Picking

The fetish of plucking out a man’s testicle hairs.
Dave’s balls are smooth and shiny since last night’s apple picking!
by Orchard-eer September 24, 2020
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Code for lets get fucking shitfaced this weekend
Hey lets go to the orchard this weekend and go apple picking.

No Kelsey, I'm not alcoholic like you.
by grass eater October 19, 2009
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Apple Picking

v.
During intercourse, a man makes the woman (or man, whichever you prefer) pick the dingleberries from his ass with her tongue.
To get revenge for the cleveland steamer his wife gave him, he decided to make her go apple picking.
by PhrizzlePhry November 29, 2010
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The act during felatio or intercourse of gently twisting and then pulling on a man's testicles with the desired effect being to temporarily forestall orgasm.
Dude! My Girlfriend totally went Apple Picking last night. I lasted through Pink Floyd's "the Wall."
by Paraderain September 25, 2010
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A girl sucking on ballsacks mid-bukkake.
my nut is sore since she went apple picking
by BIC38 September 19, 2014
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Out finding a woman to grab on her ass
Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”

Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.
by ok_tofu December 20, 2022
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The equivalent of cherry picking
When somebody proceeds to sort out the good from the bad.
Example; when you go apple picking and pick the apples you would like to purchase.
Also known as Selective picking & cherry-picking/
Selecting in favor of ; especially for the benefit of some individual.

A sneaky person who is kiss ass for higher ups goes apple picking on employees he does not personally like to gloat himself & belittle others even if the employee is hard working & favored by many person.
Another definition is a person is likes to pick out the defects of other people for no good reason.
Hectora went apple picking for the employees faults in order to please the people that pay him, even though the majority of his paycheck is based from the very co-workers he critisizes.
Hectora should learn to appreciate his fellow co-workers instead of apple picking their smallest mistakes.
Junior likes to apple pick at what he likes in business & what he dislikes in his fellow co workers.
Johhny went apple picking for women at the bar. {To sort out the women he likes from the ones he doesn't like}
by HorusSaurus August 13, 2025
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