Asgard

1. "Court of the Aesir". In its widest meaning, the world in Yggdrasil's upper branches where the Aesir live; in its strictest sense, the area inside Asgard's walls, where Valhalla and the other halls of the Aesir are found. See Asatru.

2. A species of advanced aliens from another galaxy in the TV show Stargate SG-1 who assumed the identities of Norse gods to protect some people from Goa’uld dominion. They resemble the Greys of Zeta Reticuli. They are short, slender humanoids with hairless grey skin and large heads with enormous black almond shaped eyes and small lipless mouths. See Stargate.

1. Many people think Valhalla is the only hall in Asgard, but they are mistaken.

2. The character Thor was the most memorable Asgard on Stargate SG-1.

by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006

Asgard

Asgard, in Norse mythology, is one of the nine worlds and the homeland of the Aesir, the race of warrior gods. Located on the highest level of the Norse universe, it is surrounded by a high wall of closely fitted stone blocks. The walls surrounding Asgard were built by Blast (or Hrimthurs), who asked in payment the hand of Freya plus the sun and the moon. Odin agreed providing the walls be complete in six months. Hrimthurs had a magic horse, named Svadilfari, who helped him in his work. To Odin's (and the other gods, especially Freya's) horror, with but a few days left, Blast was almost finished. Loki, the trickster, turned himself into a mare and beguiled the stallion Svadilfari away. The job was not completed in time and no payment was given.

Also found on this level are the worlds of Alfheim and Vanaheim as well as Valhalla, an immense hall where warriors slain in battle await the final conflict.

In the middle of Asgard lies the plain of Idavoll (or Ida) where the Aesir meet to decide important issues. There the gods assemble in the hall of Gladsheim and the goddesses in the hall of Vingolf. The gods also meet daily at the Well of Urd, beneath the Asgard root of the ash tree Yggdrasil.

Asgard is the home of the gods

by Hieros August 30, 2005

angar

Derived from the word "anger" and put into a more slang form. It's simply another way of saying you're angry, except it sounds cooler.

Subject A: "DIGM. I am the ANGAR >8-0!"

Subject B: "OK! MY CARE METER IS @ 0!"

Subject A: "Angaaaar!!!11one"

by Paradigm June 24, 2005

Asgard

Historical protectors of the Nordic realm. Obviously better than the Greek counterparts, since Nordic men as far less gay.

Erik The Red wasn't as gay as Alexander The Great because the Nordic warriors were equipped with better ass-guards.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

assgarb

someone whose attitudes are layered in assitude, a super asshat.

Jerry is such an assgarb.

by dannyshamas November 21, 2010

Smoking with an Angarano

Smoking with an Angarano means that you are lighting up with your own hallucinations (because you're already stoned out of your mind).

Yea man after that 3 gram blunt, I was just smoking with an Angarano

by Boot Lipped African November 16, 2006

Ansharah

A beautiful young Pakistanian Indian Goddess. She is known for ruling the world and alway gets what she wants. She has long curly brown hair and chocolate eyes. Those who stare at her too long turn into stone made out of chocolate and will be eaten by Ansharah

Paul: What happen to you?
Chris: I stared at Ansharah.

by Onewhohasnoname June 4, 2014