glass balloon animal

When your partner has give you multiple orgasms and you can't move. You don't have bones. You feel like air trapped in glass.

You made me into a glass balloon animal.

by QueenFeyre December 21, 2021

Balloon Animal

A sexual act that entails manual or assisted masturbation into a condom.

I was bored, horny and alone. But I did have a condom, so I used it for a balloon animal.

by cockadoodledont June 26, 2017

Balloon Animal

The act when you go down on a girl and blow air in her pussy then push here belly in and make her queef and she makes a face like an angry hyaena as her pussy chimes along.

Kevin: Yo my nigga Larry, I ate sarinas pussy and gave her a balloon Animal

Larry: Bro that's spiritual, I'm so jelly

by James pace December 31, 2017

Bogota balloon animal

The act of pumping air into a penis pinching it off and sprinkling cocaine at the tip and blowing it into someone’s face

After she gave me a Portuguese snow blower so I was inclined to give her a bogota balloon animal it was the gentlemanly thing to do

by Pedro pissant July 4, 2024

Saudi Arabian balloon animal

Saudi Arabian balloon animal- when a man has his penis tip glued shut and the woman chops down on both sides of the penis after the man attempted to ejaculate causing the penis to explode like a balloon animal.

I cheated on my girlfriend so while I was sleeping she gave me the Saudi Arabian balloon animal treatment.

by The Saudi price June 29, 2021

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

balloon animals

1) Noun- used as a replacement for the word "condom." In doing this one can secretly suggest he needs or has condoms.

2) Verb- When one says they're "making" balloon animals, it means they are having or going to have sex. This is done to secretly suggest that one is having, going to, or had sex.

1) as a girl is sitting on his lap, a guy turns to his friend and asks; "bro, im definatly gunna need some balloon animals tonight...can you lend me some?" (Girl remains oblivious)

2) Guy asks his friend (in front of his parents), "What did you do last night?" Second Guy: "Ahh nothin, the girlfriend came over and i made some balloon animals. Even one time in the shower." (parents remain oblivious)

by [e-mail] August 17, 2006