angry handjob

When a girl doesn't really want to give you a hand job but she does anyway because she thinks she's obligated.

Mary had a headache, but gave me an angry handjob after I took her to dinner and paid her college tuition.

by Gilgamesh Soul March 23, 2009

Angry Houdini-Pirate

As a man is about to cum while doing a girl doggie style, the man pulls out and spits on her back, fooling her that he has jizzed on her back. When she turns around, the man gets her in the eye. When doing this, she will grunt in disapproval or anger, Then he kicks her in the shin. The girl will then limp around like a pirate with on eye closed

"Did you hear what Scotty did last night? He gave Brianna an Angry Houdini-Pirate!"

by broskiparty May 15, 2009

Angry Hockey Player

This can only be used in the North East and only in Winter. While your having sex doggie style you pull you partners shirt up over her head (like a fight in the NHL) then punch her repeatedly in the back of the head until you shoot your load (puck) into her goal.

I went skating with your sister last night and gave her an Angry Hockey Player.

by StanMill August 29, 2005

angry handy j

get hit and cussed at while getting a hand job.

angry handy j is when the bitch is smacking or telling you to fuck off while she is stroking your knob

by hughjascox August 5, 2011

Angry Hamster

When a girl is sucking you off and she scratches your cock with her front teeth.

Sion: Dude some bitch gave me an angry hamster last night!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!

by emosheep May 5, 2011

angry horse

When doing a woman from behind, you grab her mane and yell giddy-up but you pull a little too hard and she bucks you off and kicks you in the balls.

Last night I was riding Sally hard and she gave me the angry horse when I pulled on her ponytail!

by crystal wellington April 19, 2008

Angry Horny

Otherwise known was A.H., angry horny is when you’re at an aroused state and are also experiencing extreme aggression. Could be dangerous to spouse and friends.

Wow Taylor was so rude today, I bet she was angry horny. Her poor boyfriend!

by Gloriaaaaaaa February 22, 2019