Angry Beavers

Angry Beavers was a nickelodeon cartoon about two brother beavers.
Ryan: Hey do you remember the show Angry Beavers?
Bo:Yeah!
Ryan They are bringing it back, but I heard they are changing the name to The View
by infamousqweaf April 17, 2009
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Angry Beaver

A pussy that is either sexually repressed or completely and utterly unsatisfied before, during, or after sex and becomes angry as shit because it’s owner did not get off OR even come close. When a woman lies motionless facing the wall after sex, her pussy is getting angry and it is slowly becoming overwhelmed with rage. The woman will not talk about her pussy’s dissatisfaction but instead will merely use it, a little at a time, to make the life of the offending penis’s owner unbelievably miserable.

The traits of a woman with an Angry Beaver can manifest themselves in such a way that they can be mistakenly classified as bitchiness or PMS. The easy was to differentiate between a woman with an Angry Beaver and one who is just a “Straight up Cunt,” is to bang her brains out (multiple times if possible). If she is cured of her symptoms, you know that she just had an Angry Beaver.
Dude, once she gets rammed hard a few dozen times it should tame her Angry Beaver.

I hear Bob can't get it up and I bet'cha his wife has one hell of an Angry Beaver!
by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008
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Angry Beaver

Used to describe a number of maladies and discomforts that could befall the vagina. It could be severe razor rash, thong rash, a nasty yeast infection, or the onset of ones period coupled with pms.
OMG, girl! I shaved with a dull razor and now I have one Angry Beaver!
by foofy January 17, 2009
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Angry Beaver

When a girl that was dumped in a jerk-ish fashion gets revenge. She usually performs an Angry Beaver (or act of revenge) a few weeks or even months after getting dumped. Noun.
That crazy chick tried to do an Angry Beaver on me after I dumped her on Christmas!
by I'm gonna get you! January 03, 2011
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Angry Beaver

While fucking a girl in a lumber mill, your pounding her so hard that she has to bite down on a piece of wood.
Amy got splinters on her tongue by doing the angry beaver
by WackaWackaWacka! November 01, 2010
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ANGRY BEAVER

An ANGRY BEAVER is somebody who suffers from a syndrome that is caused whilst playing in goal in the heads and volleys version of football/soccer for a prolonged period of time. The symptons of this vicious syndrome are varied, they can be anything fom the affected person not talking much, being in denial that there not an ANGRY BEAVER, or simply becoming very easy to anger/annoyed. The only known cure to ANGRY BEAVER syndrome is to try and stay out of goal as much as possible, there is also no known vaccination for it
fucking hell! did you see pee wee earlier in goal? He was a right ANGRY BEAVER werent he!!!
by shayler1991 May 23, 2007
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Angry Dragon Beaver

A redheaded bitch that can be a bitch, and always will be a bitch.
Did you see that fire breathing bitch? That was the Angry Dragon Beaver
by Uncle Teddy!! August 04, 2009
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