And then it got worse

Russias unofficial national motto

"After several years of war, the people were in the streets, demanding peace and bread. Then came Lenin. And then it got worse."

by anuncertainsomeone December 9, 2020

AND THEN THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION

Term used when in writer's block and no better way to get you to start writing is started.

Jimmy started writing a book, but by the third page he had already written AND THEN THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION five times out of writer's block.

by ThePurpleMage February 2, 2010

and then you woke up

Said at the end of an outrageous, unbelievable story, to imply that the teller is full of corn.

Him: "I asked Kate Moss out for a date, and she said yes"!!

Her: "And then you woke up".

by Queen Sparky July 23, 2011

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

The phrase "AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT" is often used to point out that the ending of a creepypasta is predictable or just downright shitty.

Basically, to use it, suddenly end your story with ", and then a skeleton popped out." Instant horror story.

I went to walk my dog, and I couldn't get the front door to open AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!

by Pinkamina Diane Pie July 27, 2011

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed

Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.

"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."

"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"

by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010

And then i fucked her up the ass

What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.

I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"

by goodlord! November 24, 2015