Go suck an egg

Phrase finder suggests that the saying originates from the dictionary definition of the term "suck-egg" which refers to:

- An animal that is reputed to suck eggs, e.g. a weasel; figuratively. an avaricious person.

It is also considered to be a dismissive insult similar to the term fuck off but is less abrasive.

TL;DR

It's a less-abrasive dismissive insult intended to be directed at someone who is being greedy.

Carl:(eating a tub of pudding)
Jane:...(saving two snack packs of pudding)
Carl: "Can I have some of your pudding?"(still eating his pudding)
Jane: "Go suck an egg."

by synonys March 12, 2019

beat an egg

Retort to a comment where one tells you that they can beat you. You respond with, "you couldn't beat an egg!"

Doug- "I can beat you up!"
Will- "You couldn't beat an egg!"
Doug- *cries*

by Nyar101 December 18, 2008

put an egg in your shoe and beat it

Telling someone to get lost

A little kid wants to play with some older kids
an askes "can I play with you guys?" Older kid answers"put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid"

by j0bren October 10, 2009

crack an egg

the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."

"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."

"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"

by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009

Suck an egg

Variation of "Fuck off" or "whatever".

Tom: You cant play this game for shit.

Brian: Go suck an egg.

by Shadows_420 May 28, 2009

shed an egg

When you are having sex with a woman and she starts her period during intercourse.

“I was banging out Susan last night, and when I pulled out she totally shed an egg on me.”

by VStone November 26, 2017

Put an egg on it

direct translation: "Get the fuck out of here", used when expressing disbelief. Also used when a false statement is made in a disrespectful manner.

Matt: I am the nastiest baller on the court.
Cody: put an egg on it

by RobAa January 5, 2008