amishmidget

A short Amish guy that when playing online games thinks "Overwatch" is sitting back and watching his teammates die. Says he just went 20-3 when he is alone but 3-28 when you are in the party. Will kill a teammate to take his loot. Calls his teammates idiots. Nothing is ever his fault...PERIOD.

Often smells like peanut butter and dog farts!

Has a fantasy involving Eeyore.

Has a secret friend we will call "Gaz" that he sends and receives "pictures" with.

Loses at the game of "KIDS GO TO BED" every night.

Drinks Zimas and plays the Phil Collins drum solo to be happy.

Favorite phrase "Yes Dear"

Other name: Amisha

I played with an Amishmidget last night online.

by Yodabrew December 2, 2019

Amish Moon Butter

When you piss into someone’s asshole and put your dick in and twist around.

Bro, I just tried Amish Moon Butter with my girl last night! That shit was crazy!

by Certified Idiot May 10, 2023

amirhosein

Hadsome,clever,lovely
He's so kind and take care of his friends at every situation
If you are friend with him you're such a lucky person
When he fall in love with someone he will do anything for her

I need him in my life: he's "amirhosein"

by Pokimo December 27, 2016

Amish Moon Butter

The process of churning piss with your dick, in the ass of Amish-folk.

**Courtesy of GOONS**

Jebediah gave Mary Beth the ol' Amish Moon Butter after last night's sermon.

by MisterGLUb May 10, 2023

Alithea

Sweet girl. HILARIOUS. So funny, will turn any day upside down. Makes the craziest facial expressions. Can make you laugh even when you really don't want to. Nice smile, has many friends. Is a very likable person.

"Alithea made up that joke!"

"So I can't retell it?"

by g.g.g. March 21, 2013

r/AmItheAsshole

r/AmItheAsshole is a subreddit on the popular website Reddit where people post about their conflicts and ask if they are the asshole in the situation. It wouldn't be that bad if it weren't for the fact 90% of the subreddit is just Redditors karma farming or validating themselves with posts where they're obviously not the asshole. The reason for this is most likely the fact there are so many idiotic rules in place so if you try to make a somewhat interesting post it's getting taken down because it "involves relationships" or "involves violence."

OP: AITA for saving a crippled puppy from a burning building?

r/AmItheAsshole Members: NTA. Major red flags. Your house your rules.

by TheGrayWriter November 5, 2020

Amish Whip

Slang for a tricycle, as defined by YouTube musician DØVYDAS.

I pull up gently in my Amish Whip
Versace diamonds on my Walmart drip

by Joe Cool EST. 1994 December 21, 2020