Astolfo Law

Gay people are legally not allowed to find Astolfo attractive because he is a straight male.

It is also required to bust one to Astolfo as a right of passage to become a man.

“Hey man have you completed the Astolfo Law yet.”
“Not yet I’m still a child.”

by Real Nigga Billy March 29, 2020

Astolfo

The worlds best femboy Astolfo is easily the best femboy by far.

Bro i want to fuck astolfo

by Astolfo Simp(has no father) August 3, 2022

Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

a bean that suck pp and calls you gay, no refunds available

possibly gay man: This haunted alstolfo bean plushie is gay.

gay man: i want secks with the Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

by beanguy January 2, 2021

Femboy astolfo

The hottest fucking femboy in history his pussy has the size of capacity of INF meaning he has the biggest fucking pussy in existence I want to cum in him so fucking hard , the cutest fucking femboy with pink and white hair he is so fucking funny if I was male i would be gay just to date him and have sex with him even the hottest fucking femboy holy shit im cumming so fucking hard so fucking fast holy shit he is so hot

GUY : Holy shit look at that Femboy Astolfo
Guy 2: I want to fuck her in the ass

Guy 3 : same

by Kaifish June 21, 2021

Astolfo opening

Astolfo opening aka gay opening Is a opening in chess when you can win in four moves when your enemy Is really stupid, you just have to move your Queen to f7 while Its protected by bishop from c4

"astolfo opening Is used by gay people because its skill issue"

by Satania Is kawaii April 29, 2022

Astolfo Effect

A phenomenon where a fictional femboy makes straight males fall in love with him.

My inner homosexuality awakening is the result of the astolfo effect.

by EggGod July 1, 2022

Astolfo

The best private blatant Minecraft hacked client to ever exist. #AstolfoOnTop

Person 1: “That bhopper is hot 🥵🥵”
Person 2: “ yea bro he’s probably using Astolfo”

by STyPLy May 30, 2021