Alanophobia

the RATIONAL fear of being slowly consumed by a mysterious man named Alan while the sound of him crunching on your bones makes for interesting ASMR

guy 1, drenched in cold sweat: i had a nightmare!
guy 2: your Alanophobia acting up again?
guy 1: W H E N I S I T N O T

by yes my name is harrison October 9, 2020

Alexophobia

Considered to be the deadliest phobia of them all, Alexophobists suffer from a fear of rust, particularly rusty earring backs.

Man that guy on the fourth floor went crazy. Apparently he has Alexophobia. Poor guy...

by themudfactor February 29, 2008

Alexophobia

Alexophobia is the irrational fear of being scared of people named Alex. This can be caused by trauma or just being scared.

Guy1:Oh, he has Alexophobia, poor guy : (

by georgi170109 June 13, 2022

approphobia

Fear of the appropriate. The fear of how things are. A persistent, abnormal, and irrational fear of a specific thing or situation that compels one to avoid it.

Hunter S. Thompson, angel on one shoulder, approphobia on the other...oh, yes...and the bats...

by Seth Maxwell Malice August 17, 2010

Alphaphobia

Fear of the alphabet

Therapist:You have been diagnosed with Alphaphobia
Alphaphobic:*screams internally*

by Hi you have polio May 13, 2020

ALCOPHOBIA

AN IRRATIONAL AND EXAGGERATED FEAR OF ALCOHOL AND THE CONSEQUENCES OF DRINKING IT

ALCOPHOBIA IS AN EXPRESSION OF PURITANISM. ALCOPHOBES WILL SUPPORT ANY MEASURE DESIGNED TO REDUCE DRINKING.

by MENACE TO SOBRIETY May 23, 2018

aipohphobia

The fear of palindromes. If you spell it backwards, it's still "aipohphobia".

John: I think I'm scared of palindromes.
Julian: Seems like you have Aipohphobia.
John: Wait, what's that spelled backwards?
Julian: Aipohphobia. Why?
(John suddenly jolts in fear)

by Boeing777_300ER March 9, 2024