Boeing777_300ER's definitions

aipohphobia

The fear of palindromes. If you spell it backwards, it's still "aipohphobia".

John: I think I'm scared of palindromes.
Julian: Seems like you have Aipohphobia.
John: Wait, what's that spelled backwards?
Julian: Aipohphobia. Why?
(John suddenly jolts in fear)

by Boeing777_300ER March 9, 2024

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

The fear of ridiculously long words. Strangely enough, it is a long words itself.

Mike: Doctor, I think I have a fear if lengthy words.
Doctor: Hm. Seems like a case of Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
Mike: Ahh! What the?!
Doctor: Don't worry, it's highly treatable. Unlike Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Mike: AAAHH! The horror!! (Mike jolts out of the room, in terror and fear)

by Boeing777_300ER March 9, 2024

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

The fear of ridiculously lengthy words, which is also a freakishly lengthy word.
Seems ironic.

Michael: Doctor, something's wrong with me.
Doctor: Hm. Seems like a case of hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
Michael: Ah! What the?!
Doctor: Don't worry, it's highly treatable. Unlike Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Michael: AAAHH! The horror! *Michael jolts out of the room, in terror and fear.*

by Boeing777_300ER March 8, 2024