aloof

the state of being or doing anything incuding being at a distance. Use at one's leisure.

Man! Your soo aloof. Why do you gotta got and aloof like that?? Go aloof yourself.

by thealoofer May 13, 2005

Aloof

Unfriendly, cold and distant, reserved, separate, unapproachable

"The aloof Germans chanted offensive words and did not show any kindness to the Jews."

by Aloof_Lovers April 12, 2019

aloof

adjective; describes someone who doesn't give a fuck

This aloof individual broke many hearts and crushed many dreams.

The aloof girl will be alone forever.

The aloof girl will have many cats.

by theyellowblanketishere August 28, 2013

Aloof

A state of cluelessness or self-imposed ignorance that has taken some effort to achieve.

"How can someone be so aloof? I've never seen someone take not being serious so seriously."

by edgeofblade March 11, 2013

aloof

a person who plays runescape all day, lives in his mommys basement when his mommy doesn't even love him. Also known as a loner

Look at the aloof in the corner wonder if he knows he's not wearing any pants?

by Chris9119 January 6, 2008

Aloof Giant

One who is of gargantuan proportions, usually above eight feet tall, who is distant in every aspect of himself and the world as a whole, and thus stumbles about as if he has lost his wits because his of massive size and aloofness.

1. The Aloof Giant stumbled about like an Asian grizzly bear, surrounded by his posse of aloof mini-giants.

2. Amy, are you crazy? That's the Aloof Giant! He can topple over and crush you at any second!

by Paddy McShanty July 3, 2007

Poop Aloof

When one is too shy to poop at a friend's house, and must resort to coming up with lies and excuses to go back to their house in order to take care of business.

"Homie says he went home to check on his cat, but I'm pretty sure he went home to take a dump."

"Why didn't he just go here?"

"Because there's only one bathroom and he's poop aloof."

by Beehiver January 26, 2010