Longshoreman

1. The right hand that uses the Left hand as a tool to harbor a loaded vessel

2 A two hand tug of war trying to get Moby unloaded

Why does seamen always hit longshoreman in the face? Because no one can throw the ropes for a salty dog and block a good deck hand from landing.

by amdamn213 May 7, 2022

Longshore Drift

The act of mishearing someone and then exclaiming what you thought they said in a confused manner

Person 1: “Bro hop on Lethal Company”
Person 2: “Okay”
Person 3: “Geese company??”
Person 2: “Ha you just LongShore Drifted”

by tattlecrime December 15, 2024