Almond Joy

A black guy who acts white.

You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.

by Squirtle1200 November 10, 2022

almond joying

Eating ass

I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying

by xXFBombXx June 17, 2014

Almond Joy

The male version of a camel toe where you can see the outline of the dudes junk from pants that are too tight.

Dude, check out Tim's Almond Joy. No wonder he's always depressed.

by Duane Ball May 17, 2004

Almond Joy

A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"

His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!

by Joni Simpson November 12, 2003

Almond Joy

To ejaculate on a piece of fecal matter, preferably human feces.

Jhon: Richard! Did you make another almond joy in the bathroom?
Richard: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.

by Lemonade Man420 April 22, 2020

almond-joy

When you cum in a black girl then stick your balls Inside of her.

"Man I love to almond-joy Monica,it feels weird on my balls though."

by Fusheggi November 12, 2014

almond-joy

When a person changes the game on you. When a person "flips the script".
After a constant and profuse malevolent activity, the person changes, for no apparent reason.

"Say white boy, ima tel ya bout da game, and why you cant eva neva eva trust a crackhead"
"All right my friend" Please explain"
"Almond joy, dats all ya need to know"
"Almond joy??" *bewildered, glazed over look*
"Dat's right, gotdam cracka, ALMOND JOY!" "Cuz you neva know what a mufuka basehead guna do" "Sumtimz dey feel lika nut, sumtims dey dont, Ya heard?!"

by Saltine Cracker August 09, 2004