alistair 

A thick bitch

" wow alistair your so thick"

alistair by #That mysterious guy March 14, 2017

Alistair 

One of the most special people to walk this planet. Alistair has the most beautiful green/hazel eyes. If you know an Alistair,don't let them go.

Per. 1 :"Hey have you seen Alistair today?"
Per. 2 : "You mean the most precious person ever?"

Alistair by SySy August 23, 2022

Alistair 

Alistair is the definition of fun. He is caring, sharing and always changing for the Good. He may be very stupid but in a funny and kind way. Surprisingly he is very fat when teen as very skinny when 5-12 and 15 onwards but in the gap is very fat as he eats a bit too much eventhough he plays about 3 sports regularly. He is strong and sometimes acts very gay. He is bestest of friends and is very loyal, always respecting you no matter what. Overall he is kind and lovely to be around
He is sometimes dirty and stinky aswell ......... DISGUSTANG

oh yeah Alistair was the most amazing child hood freind

Alistair by E.Ozzy November 29, 2019

Alistair 

The most amazing boy you’ll meet. He is super funny and kind and definitely GORGEOUS. He is so caring and you can tell that he couldn’t be in love with you by just looking into his dark blue eyes. The most amazing person in this world

Dude: is that alistair?

Girl: yes! I’m leaving you for him:)
Dude: no! It’s not fair

Alistair by Metherline Hira March 16, 2019

Alistair 

He has a weird haircut, because he shaved it with his mum's pubic hair shaver. He is on the spectrum and likes to touch women inappropriately. He annoys girl's which have boyfriends, his dick is so small that it could be non-existent and no girl likes him or would like to have gang gang bang with.

"Look at Alistair, he has his small dick out again,"
"Ye, he is so autistic"

Alistair by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 13, 2022

alistair 

Noun: from the ancient greek for "one whom is milky and naked," an alistair traditionally spends most of his/her time fondling themselves and defecating in public beauty spots whilsts covering themselves in milk and drinking the menstral juices of the mother wolf.

"Your kid sam has turned into a real alistair, we're almost out of milk and there's skid marks and spunk stains all over the the town memorial."

alistair by Alistair the Anaconda July 4, 2007

Alistair 

Someone who is destined to always be a virgin.

You're such an Alistair!

Alistair by coolbiach October 21, 2010