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Agoraphobia

Fear of crowds, crowding, open spaces or busy town squares. Etymology, Greek, AGORA, which back in ancient Greece was the usually busy town square.
No, I can't go to the concert, the large crowd may cause me to have a panic attack due to my Agoraphobia.
by TheoneonlyRCC September 9, 2010
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Outbox Agoraphobia

Outbox Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder suffered by text messages. Much like the human equivalent, agoraphobia, outbox agoraphobia is where the text message suffers from panic attacks in the public, and so decides it best to stay in the relative safety of the outbox.
The condition is most commonly caused by lack of mobile reception and/or lack of mobile credit.
Side effects of the disorder include anxiety of the phone owner themself as they don't recieve a reply, and then annoyance as they realize the text is still sitting in their outbox ready to resend an hour later.
text conversation:
17.31-Phoebe: What time is the table booked for? x
18.26-Phoebe: James? What time is it booked for? x
18.27-James: Oh sorry! It was for 6pm, I thought you were late, I sent you a reply earlier but it had outbox agoraphobia! x
by fluorescent June 22, 2009
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Angoraphobia

An intense, all consuming fear of angora rabbits.
Rob: Hey man, wanna go to the petting zoo?

Matt: Hella no! You know I got angoraphobia dude! What the heck are you thinkin' man!?
by YeeYeeNoTreadOnMe December 16, 2014
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awhoreaphobia

A woman's fear that her man is out fucking whores. Derived from the medical term agoraphobia (fear of public places, crowds, etc). Awhoreaphobic: a person suffering from awhoreaphobia.
I wish you guys could stay at my house in Montreal during the bachelor party instead of a hotel, but my fucking wife suffers from severe awhoreaphobia
by Lee and Dave May 9, 2008
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Algoraphobia

Irrational fear of climate change in a world that already has a constantly changing climate.
The doc told me I was just suffering from algoraphobia. It's treatable, and soon I can start driving my car again, turn on my furnace, and even light up my charcoal grill once in a while.
by Moondog77 January 10, 2017
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awhoreaphobia

A woman's fear that her man is out fucking whores. Derived from the medical term agoraphobia (fear of public places, crowds, etc). Awhoreaphobic: a person suffering from awhoreaphobia.
I wish you guys could stay at my house in Montreal during the bachelor party instead of a hotel, but my fucking wife suffers from severe awhoreaphobia
by Lee and Dave May 9, 2008
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algeriaphobia

The fear of spending the rest of your life in Algeria.
I have algeriaphobia
by anonymous June 4, 2023
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