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alanon-itis

noun 1. A sickness developed within alanon groups, and it's members. It is manifested in the least intelligent and least logical members of the group. Common everyday assholes become alcoholics and addicts to the member with alanon-itis.
ALANON-ITIS
Mary: So then he totally cut in line in front of me.
Julie: Mary, honey. He's an addict. I can tell. Jimmy did that once, and, I'll bet without a doubt, he was buying liquor, and was in a hurry to get home and drink it. That's why he cut you off!!
Sally: O, Ya. You bet he was. I bet the farm he was gettin cigarettes while he was at it.
Marge: What did he look like? My 16 yr old son, Barry,
Group: ya, O,yeah What about him, yea Marge
Marge: Ya, Barry has been smoking and someone is buying them for him. If I could catch the guy I'd go straight to the cops.
Group: O my gosh.oooo Marge. Poor thing
by larryisajerk November 1, 2008
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alanon

Alcoholics Anonymous: a group where people who have trouble with drinking go to meet with other people in the same situation.
See you at alanon next week!
by AI November 7, 2002
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"unlessof" has the same meaning as unless if in Alanonics.
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Alandon

A complete old soul. Gods blessing to this earth. Very cool person with many hidden talents. Has a personality to die for. When alandon loves he loves hard with all his heart. He is a very calm person who bring peace to those lives he comes into. Whoever he chooses to spend his life will be a very special person just like him . He’s been through plenty of situations so if you need advice he’s the one . Hope one day somebody finds somebody as special as alandon . Although he can be very calm he prolly could get away with murder.
Alandon just got in a fight bro !
For what ?
He beat that other dude for messing with his girlfriend!
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Adanson

AFOMA'S MAN
Afoma said she'll kill anyone over Adanson.
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