Al Bundy Syndrome

A syndrome in which someone constantly relives that one special moment that happened in high school....over and over again....a la Al Bundy.

Betty is always talking about how she wore a size 2 in high school, now her ass is as big as a house! That bitch has Al Bundy Syndrome.

by shandahawk October 17, 2008

Al Bundy Style

The act of sitting on a couch drinking a beer and having your left hand tucked inside your pants. Usually done while watching T.V. after dinner.

Frank Hey man, watchin' the game tonight? Jack damn straight. going home, eat me a nice home cooked meal... bang the Ol' lady and crack open a cold one Al Bundy Style

by Pimp in the Box January 10, 2009

Al Bundy Syndrome

2) The effect on a guy after his wife has spent every last cent on what ever she wants leaving him to eat dog shit for weeks.

That guy has been eating dog shit for weeks, yep, it's the Al Bundy Syndrome but his wife has nice shoes!

by bigbill1224 July 13, 2010

Peggin' Al Bundy

The sexual act in which the female is pegging the male whilst donning a strap-on. And complaining in his ear the whole time. Repeating is it Thursday yet?

So Marci asks Steve, " I know it's only Wednesday, but can we peggin' al bundy tonight?"

by 1kookat November 1, 2020

The Reverse Al Bundy

When you and your partner put your hand in each other's pants in front of the crotch and just chill there.

What did you guys do last night?
Oh, we just did The Reverse Al Bundy.

by Ugandaknuckles69420 January 12, 2018

Chicago Al Bundy

To put a short heeled shoe in a large girls mouth during intercourse (normally while in doggy style position) ; while refrefering to Ed O'neal who played "Al Bundy" in American T.V. show "Married with Children" we're he worked as a shoe salesmen and often had to deal with large weman an wanting to purchase small shoes, in his home town of Chicago, Illinois

Homie1: Yo i fucked this big girl the other day

Homie2: Swear bruh?

Homie1: Hell yea hit her wit the Chicago Al Bundy

by Camo96 August 18, 2014

the al bundy

the act of fucking a woman doggy style with all of your clothes on with your left hand tucked into the waistband of your pants, with a beer in your other hand while watching tv....and not enjoying it

dude that chick was awesome. i was drunk and we did the al bundy.

by Eddee Flintridge February 7, 2010