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Harry Assmaster

When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.
"My ass hurts. Did you Harry Assmaster me last night?"
"That poor guy. He got totally Harry Assmastered last night"
"Have another drink buddy because I am going to Harry Assmaster you later."
by crunchbitemsc November 3, 2011
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Don't be an assmaster, KYLE!
by Maria Peters October 2, 2007
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hairy assmaster

The North American version or the Harry Assmaster.

1. When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.The distinction between the hairy assmaster and the Harry Assmaster is derived from the tendency that North Americans are unable to pronounce the name 'Harry'. Extensive British studies indicate that 87.5% of North American college students studying in the United Kingdom mispronounce the name Harry as 'Hairy'.
2. A closet homosexual
3. An assmaster
North American: "You are such a hairy assmaster"
British colleague: "It's 'Harry';not 'hairy' you stupid American. Now drop your pants"
by crunchbitemsc November 4, 2011
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Assmaster

someone who is the ruler of the assholes. they try to act like their the most awesome person ever, but theyre nothing more than an ass master
"John tried to take my girl from me by doing his dumbass disco rountine"

"what an assmaster"
by Sam Baker May 21, 2006
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One who has mastered the 'ass'.
'No no, Cartman is the assmaster'
by the williams July 11, 2003
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one who can convince a girl to give up the ass is an assmaster.
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
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Assmaster

Two Possible Meanings
1. Either the ability to get ass from all women, therefore becoming master of the ass, can be applied as a form of admiration or possibly an insult (usually both).

2. Or a term for one who is skilled in the buttsex, may be applied to homosexuals.
1. "The Assmaster is out again"

2. "Yeah Steve is a real Assmaster isn't he?"
by Edward Franklin January 1, 2004
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