A Kevin Moon stan

A Kevin Moon Stan (aka a Moonlight)is a Kevin Moon Enthusiast who absolutely ADORES KEVIN. They always talk about how amazing and talented he is. Their search history is most likely just filled with “Kevin Moon’s arms” and “Why is Kevin so hot?”. Whenever there is a post or a video about Kevin Moon JUST KNOW THAT THEY MOST LIKELY WILL ALREADY BE THE COMMENT SECTIONS SIMPING FOR KEVIN AND PRASING HIM. Kevin Stans are most likely to have Kevin in their username, or as their pfp, or probably something related to Kevin in their bio.( For example @kevinsupremacy on TikTok)

Person 1: “omg @kevinsupremacy on TikTok is a Kevin moon Stan!!”
Person 2: “WOWOWOW NO ONE IS A BIGGER KEVIN MOON STAN THAN KEVINSUPRENACY”

by ChoerryTheBerry August 11, 2021

Pulling a Kevin

Getting drunk on your lunch break

It’s a real slow shift so I’m thinking about pulling a Kevin

by Rick Teggan November 22, 2017

Pulling A Kevin

verb. to saying something completely irrelevant to the subject at hand; to say something of which is absent of any rational thought or common sense; to say something obvious but in a stupid way

Example:

Guy#1: You know you look kinda Mexican.

Guy#2: I only look Mexican because before I was born my dad ate a lot of Mexican food........

(These were real quotes from an idiot friend and henceforth we call saying something stupid without rational thought "Pulling A Kevin".)

by T.n.T Bros. December 14, 2008

Pull a Kevin

The act of drinking beer during lunch on a work day and going back to work with a buzz.

I need a drink. I think I'll pull a Kevin for lunch.

by Hassan Ben Sober May 31, 2011

A Kevin

A blowjob performed under the poker table by a fellow player. The act should be inconspicuous and done in a way so as not to disrupt the flow of the poker game. The key to the technique is for the pleasurer to avoid hitting their head on the underside of the table, while still providing long oral strokes. The act should take place between hands or during a hand in which the pleasurer has folded.

We've been playing poker for hours...I could really go for a Kevin right about now.

by axc911 January 11, 2014

A Kevin

A person who comes to an illogical conclusion based on irrelevant evidence.

Person 1: My doctor just called me and asked me to come and talk to him tomorrow about my STD test....

Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?

Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.

by Bradllie July 20, 2018

Pulling a Kevin

When you are so disgustingly unprepared for everything. No matter how many times you are told to do something you wait till the very last minute and usually end up letting down friends.

Man I told Jason to meet me to eat when I got out of work at 7. It's 7:30 and he's barely leaving his house. He's pulling a Kevin.

by Obi-Juan Ginobili May 29, 2016