Imaginary
pen - usually at one end of the table - where any particularly far or unattractive women are sent to be seduced by any
bloke in the group who is partial to going hogging or is
just horrendously drunk.
"So mate your bird'
s friends on
facebook are utter warpigs. They're not coming are they?"
"They are mate, but it's OK, we'll
just chuck them in the Akers bin"