I had a little chat with a hit girl at the airport. I forgot to take her number. Guess she was my airport girl.
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No, they're not zombies. They are the beleaguered sea of modern-day-travelers, doing the airport trudge.
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Often times, students are asked to answer a question that they do not understand. Usually they sit quietly in embarrassment or say "I don't know." But some students, in their never ending quest to attain participation points, create unusual metaphors that are often unrelated to the material being covered in class.
Thus, "...like an airport..." was created. Like an airport can be used in any situation:
"What caused the current economic crisis?"
"Well, the economic crisis is like an airport, planes (or money) take off from the runway (or banks) and never come back. That causes banks to fail, thus creating an economic crisis."
As you see, the phrase "like an airport" can get a student out of any pickle.
Thus, "...like an airport..." was created. Like an airport can be used in any situation:
"What caused the current economic crisis?"
"Well, the economic crisis is like an airport, planes (or money) take off from the runway (or banks) and never come back. That causes banks to fail, thus creating an economic crisis."
As you see, the phrase "like an airport" can get a student out of any pickle.
Mr. Salty Pants-"Tim, what is the constitution about?"
Tim-"You see, the constitution is like an airport..."
Tim-"You see, the constitution is like an airport..."
by El Capitalist September 22, 2009
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these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.
these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.
by mkgeezy October 28, 2009
Get the airport novelist mug.A term in which an andividual is an atheist except in life threating scenarios.
Has the same definition as "There are no atheists in foxholes"
Is the belief that one that is usually not religious, will in extreme fear pray or hope for a higher being to look over them.
Has the same definition as "There are no atheists in foxholes"
Is the belief that one that is usually not religious, will in extreme fear pray or hope for a higher being to look over them.
While in flight the plane has extreme turbulence, one that normally does not believe in God will pray for their life.
They would be considered an Airport Atheist.
They would be considered an Airport Atheist.
by JBray March 8, 2013
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by ~~squiggles~~ May 7, 2009
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Friend 1: hey man, I heard Ryan got airport drunk!
Friend 2: yeah man, I heard he had four manhattans, missed his flight, and his sister had to give him a ride home.
Friend 1: WHAT AN IDIOT.
Friend 2: yeah man, I heard he had four manhattans, missed his flight, and his sister had to give him a ride home.
Friend 1: WHAT AN IDIOT.
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