airhead

Someone who has nothing but air filling the space where their brains should be. Typically used to describe a teenage female who is dyed blonde, cute pretty and ditzily dumb.

Hey have you met Courtney yet?

Ohmygod yeah like I know... she's such an airhead.

by Jessica Macdonald June 12, 2007

airhead

To be piloting an aircraft while a stewardess or passenger gives you head. Similar to roadhead.

Pilot: Thanks for the airhead. Now make me a sandwich.

Bitch: Yes sir! May I please wipe off your majestic ejaculate?

Pilot: Fuck no bitch! (smack)

by YoungKhalifaMan April 26, 2011

airhead

Oral sex on an airplane, or on any other flying vehicle(helicopter, balloon, airship, etc.)

While I was flying to Hawaii in the luxury jet, I happened to come across my girlfriend who was working as a flight attendant. During her break time, we both went to an area where there were no people sitting around and while we sat there unnoticed, she was giving me some amazing airhead.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004

by Mark H November 14, 2004

airhead

A cheerfully uneducated and frivolous person, perfectly happy to remain so.

TV interviews with Hollywood airheads are so boring.

by Alogon March 13, 2009

airhead

polite synonym for asshole; an arrogant, rude, obnoxious, loathesome, and vile (almost) human being.

From The Enforcer ...
Inspector: "...Callaghan, I'm transferring you to personnel."
Callaghan: "Personnel? Personnel is for airheads!"
Inspector: "Callaghan, I was in personnel for 12 years."
Callaghan: "Yeeaaah..."

by northsouthpuffin April 22, 2011

airhead

When you get a blowjob on an airplane.

Brittney "Can I give you head?"
Wontavious "Babe we in a plane"
Brittney "Yeah its called airhead"

by the man with two weiners March 22, 2011

airhead

Similar to an air-jerk. A motion done with the hand simulating a blow job. The up and down movement associated with pushing someone’s head up and down while receiving oral sex. This motion can be used when you are on the phone with someone and feeding them lines of BS.

Sales Rep: My company can offer you an extended guarentee, the lowest rates around, and exceptional customer service.

Client: That sounds great, how do I sign up?

Sales Rep: (motioning an airhead). I'll be there with the contract tomorrow.

by sarastar August 17, 2009