Air Pods

That shit that Apple made for the rich fuckers..?

Steve: Hey, what’s up Jerry?
Jerry:...
Steve: -clears throat- What’s up Jerry!
Jerry: -sees Steve talking- What? Sorry, I can’t hear you over all my money.

Why? Why would Jerry be such a dick with his Air pods?

by Eh.. whatever.. February 15, 2019

Air pods

Defiling a woman’s ear with semen.

Ladies, lend me your ears - I have air pods to gift!

by the_sixtyniner June 30, 2022

Air pods

Stupidly expensive headphones that rich kids get for christmas and their birthday's.

Oh no he can't hear us he has air pods in

by Carlosthe2nd January 24, 2019

Air Pod Faggot

A person who has Air Pods and smells like broke

Me: That bitch smell.
Ryan: Yes. He had Air Pods so he smells like broke.
Me: Oh, an Air Pod Faggot.

by 5ive3Gaming February 06, 2019

air pods

something that only dicks and shit heads wear.
and they are unreasonably expensive

girl: hey how are you doing
dick: just listening to my air pods
girl: *turns around*
slut: what is wrong you don't like a rich boy?

by Agar.IHoe February 12, 2019

I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 05, 2021

Air pods privilege

When you own airpods but don't use them
Air pods owner: can u turn that down? Its really loud
Non air pods owner: no sry i dont own airpods
Air pods owner: thats fine,... Can u maybe just use ur headset instead?
Non air pods owner: ok we get it... U own air pods

Im coming out of the closet! Im homosexual. I love my new air pods privilege

by Leonprinz November 04, 2020