Air Jordan

A dense, lingering fart that stays afloat punishing anyone on its path.

I just Air Jordan'd myself
That was quite the Air Jordan
That Air Jordan stinks!
He just Air Jordan'd under the covers and pushed my head in there.

Air Jordan by Colonel Kurtz Ph.D June 8, 2009

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air jordan

A type of gaseous release, sometimes known as a fart, whick makes no noise as it escapes the confines of the colon, which occurs when the butt cheeks are spread apart, providing no "clapping" surface in which the gaseous release can exert its force on.

WE wer at the movie thatre, and i let out an Air Jordan so nobody would know who laid it.

air jordan by Soufpaw May 5, 2003

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air jordan

u slam ur cock in her pussy and say u want me to slam dunck my cock in ur mounth or ur ass

i slam cock in ur ass

air jordan by charlie sorrenti September 25, 2003

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AIR JORDAN VUN

A people who usually go by the name of Jordan and they love suckin on Schawarma all over Australia. THey are of lebonese decent and think they are top shit because they bought a sports car on 100% finance.

I hate that cunt Jordan, Lets call him Air Jordan Vun cuz hes a lil lebo fucker. No racism allowed tho.

AIR JORDAN VUN by SibuSisu_Fried_Chicken May 9, 2023

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