Righteous Hike

The hike taken from your bedroom to your kitchen after midnight

Jim: I was so hungry last night, I took a Righteous Hike.

Steve: That's narly bro

by Best Definitions May 30, 2015

righteous

Containing the best possible attributable qualities.

Oh, man, that lasagna was righteous!

by steveisright November 21, 2003

Smoke-Righteous

A person who is so angry with smokers and their habit, that they regularly confront smokers in a rude way.

The man came over to me in the bar and pointing his finger at me, told me to put out my cigarette. He could have asked nicely, but he was too “smoke-righteous”.

by Johntoo August 22, 2009

righteous inebriation

To consume a large amount of alcoholic beverages in a short amount of time, increasing one's Blood Alcohol Content substantially, while impairing judgment, but without becoming sick. Often achieved after losing a drinking game such as beer pong. However, there are a number of dangers associated with righteous inebriation. If too much alcohol is consumed, one may throw up, at which point the inebriation ceases to be righteous.

Dude, we suck so much at beer pong, but the righteous inebriation was so worth the shame of defeat.

by taylsor February 21, 2007

Righteous brother Michael

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his highest levels of righteousness towards the clergy and laity. He believes he has the right to tell the clergy what to do ad well as the laity. The man is a troublemaker in the Greek Orthodox churches.

Michael: Oi Pater how dare you don't do this and that......how dare you say this and that.

Pater: Ah righteous brother Michael if that's the case then I'm sure you can do way better.

He storms off angrily!!!

by Romiosini July 19, 2022

righteous brothers

A vocal duo consisting of Bobby Hatfield and Bill Medley. They rose to fame in the 1960s with songs such as "You've lost that lovin' feeling" featuring Medley's sonorous bass and "Unchained melody", demonstrating Hatfield's (now deceased) soaring tenor.

The Righteous brothers are legendary.

by starky April 18, 2008

righteous reaper

A humble stepper, someone who’s stepping on shit but don’t brag or boast about it

That boy E on that for real he’s a righteous reaper

by X-men Osama July 14, 2021