AGF

A shitty football club from Aarhus, Denmark. Most inconsistent club in history and very shit.

Guy 1: did you see Agf lost to that 3rd division team

Guy 2: Yea they fucking suck

by Fuck Agf. January 17, 2022

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AGF

AGF is the best football club in the world. If you are a AGF fan you got a massive cock and yot get all the girls that there are out there. You are HOT, have a massive penis, gets all the girls and are good at everything. Don't even get me started on how you are in bed, if you are a AGF fan you are INSANE! in bed. INSANE!!. Everyone loves you and you are a good friend. Basically what i am telling you is if you are a AGF fan, you are good at everything, and can do everything you want, because everyone loves you.

Girl."Hey are you a AGF fan?".
Boy."YES!".
Girl."OMG!!! you wanna smash. please i do whatever you want DADDY!.
Boy."Why".
Girl."because you are a AGF fan. Obviously...!.

by Just... January 25, 2022

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AGF

Stands for "Amber's Goofy Face" but can be used for anyone. It's used when you do something stupid or embarrassing. You can also make a face to go along with it. Like a "durrrr" face.

Originated because of a picture with a girl making a VERY "goofy" face and a face that seemed to fit any situation where you did something completely stupid or embarrassing. So instead of making a face everytime you do something stupid/embarrassing, you can jus say "AGF."

Guy One: "Dude, where's the remote at?" **searches all over**

Guy Two: "Dude, it's in your hand you idiot."

Guy One: "Ahaha, AGF AGF!"

by Luis/Hailey October 17, 2008

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