Aftercringe

Considered a mild form of PTSD, aftercringe is the intense feeling of regret and embarrassment one feels in the aftermath of performing a cringe-worthy act (such as dancing with colleagues at a work function). The onset of aftercringe may occur at at time after the event, in some cases, this may be months or years.

Jethro was overwhelmed by the aftercringe resulting from performing the "lawnmower" with colleagues at the black-tie dinner.

by subaquatique August 21, 2022

Afterdick

The taste or phantom presence of your penis in a girls mouth after a girl has blown you off

John didnt kiss jackie back because of her afterdick

by Squeakerz February 18, 2010

Afterditz

Waking up the morning after a night of drinking and still feeling the buzz, but still not tipsy enough to blame things on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Getting up from a wild drunken night of sleep Dean attempted to walk to his bathroom, only to stumble about obviously suffering from a serious case of afterditz.

by The South American Fruit May 16, 2009

Afterdrunk

Afterdrunk - n.: The state of having drank the night before, experienced being drunk, and then somewhere in between sleeping, drinking water, choking down a perogy and throwing up, the room starts to spin, and you feel all the sensations of originally being drunk. (Minus out that wrench in your stomach and you could actually feel good about it).

Guy #1 "I was so afterdrunk in the AM that I actually told my girlfriend I'd take her to dinner."
Guy #2 "Let's hit the bar before lunch."

by the product August 14, 2005

afterdraught

The scent which someone leaves as they walk past you, it could be bad or good.

Uugh he has a bad afterdraught.

by Puffy cloud 1 July 4, 2018

Afterwhip

The many different effects of what happens after you whip someone with items such as; ties, whips, ropes etc.

Jim: ouch your mom had so much afterwhip on her i had to use multiple sharp objects to peel the whip back off.

*Robert whips David with his tie*
David: Oww! that tie has got some painful afterwhip!

*Men playing tug-of-war*
*The rope snaps and hits Joseph in the face*
Joseph: *runs away whimpering* God damn the afterwhip! It stings my eyes!!

by 22MidnA22 October 7, 2009

Afterswipe

The possible aftermath of a Card Swipe. Generally, Afterswipe is a mix of rogue asspubes and all that gunk that gets caught in them after you defecate. For maximum effectiveness, try to limit the amount of times you wipe your ass before a planned Card Swipe.

Did you see all that Afterswipe I left on her phone?

by DoutcheBag April 7, 2011