Father Allen

Father Allen is the greatest band teacher of all. He is not only a band teacher, but a god. You are truly blessed if you are lucky enough to be his student. “music is my religion,” Father Allen once said. Praise you father Allen!

I have never heard a band better than Father Allen’s

by that’s wack. October 11, 2019

Josh Allen

Most beautiful human on the planet. Sweet, humble and kind. QB for the Buffalo Bills. Can hurdle any obstacle (or person) in his way. Throws footballs like darts. The best 4th quarter QB. Radiates big d*ck energy.

Id let Josh Allen f*ck my wife.

by MeowMix746 March 29, 2020

Allena

Allena is the love of my life. She is beautiful, kind, smart, brave and so much more. words can not really describe how perfect she is. She has long wavy brown hair that is stunning even though she doesn’t realize it. Her smile is so bright it’s easy to fall in love with. Her hazel eyes practically glow in the sun. She doesn’t like to acknowledge her feelings and doesn’t know how to handle her own emotions. She’ll find herself laughing during sad and serious moments. However when you’re feeling down she’ll do anything in her power to make you feel happy. She makes you feel like the most special person in the world. She is truly a beautiful person inside and out. You have to remind her of that constantly because she’ll often forget. Remind allena of how amazing she is and she’ll probably cringe, however we know she secretly appreciates it. She doesn’t like mirrors and hates taking selfies because she doesn’t like her complexion. i think she’s the most beautiful person in the world. If you allena, are reading this, I want you to know how loved you are. By me, by your parents, by everyone you’ve ever met. you are truly special and i wouldn’t be here without you. You are what gave me life. you gave me something to live for. you gave me your love. i will cherish it for as long as i can. hopefully always, i don’t want to let you go. So here I promise I will not leave you ever. no matter where you are or where you go. you are too special to let loose. you are my euphoria.

allena is a beautiful person no matter what she or others may think

by nova.nuggets nugg nugg February 22, 2021

acellent

An adjective that describes something as brilliant, amazing, superior, one of a kind! A combination of "ace" and "excellent".

"You did an acellent job!"
"That chocolate cake was acellent!"
"Your hair looks acellent!"

by Lisa Yu December 9, 2006

Allentown brown

Lowest quality weed you will ever purchase in the Lehigh Valley area, or anywhere else for that matter. Dealers have trouble giving this shit away. As for color, it contains nearly no green, mostly brown, and gives a mild high that is almost always accompanied with a headache. It is rife with seeds and stems, and its consistency is so hard you damn near need to chisel it to break it up.

fool 1: "My man, you bout to blow some dro?"

fool 2: "All I got is Allentown brown."

fool 1: "Shit, I'd rather down a bottle of Robitussin to get twisted."

by Bill Cosby III August 7, 2009

Allen's Law

In order to prove that an event has occurred, one must have three witnesses or a picture/video or it did not happen.

"Bro last night I drank a how bottle of Bombay by myself and didn't get drunk!"

"You got 3 witnesses or a video"
"Naw"
"Didn't happen, Allen's Law!"

by wndrlnd June 6, 2017

Salvador Allende

Socialist hero and champion of the poor who was President of Chile from 1970-73. He was the first democratically elected Marxist in human history; a friend of Fidel Castro and admirer of revolutionary Che Guevara, yet he was totally dedicated to achieving socialism through peaceful, legislative means. Eventually his nationalization policies pissed off American multinational corporations and he was killed in a coup d'etat engineered by the CIA, replaced with a blood-soaked pro-US dictator named Augusto Pinochet, whose reign of terror lasted 17 years.

Salvador Allende was a man of the people, and thus an enemy of American corporate fascism.

"Long live Chile! Long live the people! Long live the workers! These are my last words, and I am certain that my sacrifice will not be in vain, I am certain that, at the very least, it will be a moral lesson that will punish felony, cowardice, and treason." - Salvador Allende, September 11, 1973.

by allendevive November 10, 2008