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attitude adjuster

A large, heavy, prominent object that can be used as a weapon for self-defense purposes under circumstances where conventional weapons are prohibited or impractical. An "attitude adjuster" is considered to have served its intended purpose if the mere display of the object is enough to keep potential antagonists at bay. Term is of 1970's-1980's vintage and commonly used by military, law enforcement, and railroaders in urban areas.
"I always keep a three-cell Mag-Lite under the seat when I drive downtown after dark. It's a good attitude adjuster to keep the locals from harassing me..."
by speedstan February 23, 2010
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Adjuster fucked

When the fucking idiot insurance adjuster comes to your house and tries to fuck you out of everything.
Insurance adjuster just showed up. It is literally raining on his head inside my house. He says "I don't see what the problem is. " uh oh, I got a feeling I've just been adjuster fucked.
by Casper70 April 7, 2020
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The Day Adjuster

Sometimes its your second morning bowel movement. Its long and solid. Makes you feel great. It even slides out clean that washing hands becomes optional. Unfortunately, we don't get Day Adjusters very often.
"My whole week has sucked but I just had The Day Adjuster. Let's make up for lost time".
by JRLL October 4, 2014
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ass adjusters

Pants so tight that they adjust the shape of a male specimens ass.
Damn he got some ass adjusters on!
by A. P November 13, 2005
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fine adjuster

A tool used for percussive maintenance.

This tool is also known as a hammer.
Jack was trying to get his computer working using percussive maintenance and wasn't doing anything. Therefore, Jill handed him a fine adjuster.
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insurance adjuster

Overpaid, cheap-assed, brainless and under-educated person empowered with the duty to deny medical treatment or the payment of money to one who is injured as a result of an accident. Related to Satan, and obviously a Bush loving Republican.
That friggin' insurance adjuster won't authorize my surgery despite my doctor saying I need it immediately because of my accident.
by Jose J. Jimenez June 25, 2007
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Adjusted science

Cherry picking scientific data to justify controversial policies, recommendations, rules, opinion …..
CDC reduced Covid-19 mandatory self-isolation from 10 to 5 days due to health care workers shortage. Public health implemented this policy based on adjusted science.
by Sgaana January 1, 2022
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