Adjacent upward mobility effect

This is the effect of hob-knobing with those rich fucks. Eventually you may have enough coin to buy a whore of your own. Just standing beside me make you 😎 cool.

By the way I can only imagine what I'll will look like hanging with the skinny fucks you will lose my fat nigger cunt because of the adjacent upward mobility effect.

by Big moma shay May 29, 2018

Adjacent to the Truth

Yes. I was guilty, but only for telling the truth.

I was recently reprimanded by an English teacher, who stated that the phrase “adjacent to the truth” has no meaning and therefore does not exist in the English language ..!
So, does being “adjacent to the truth” exist within the English language..?

Or, have I invented a new English phrase ..?

by Stretch Armstrong June 11, 2018

adjacent crowd

The crowd that sits next to and talks to the "in" crowd but they don't talk to you.

I talked to Emily because she's got cool hair, but she knows I'm in the adjacent crowd so she just walked away slowly.

by PhukYoo2 December 16, 2017

Adjacent to the truth

Same, similar to the truth.

Yes I was guilty but only for telling the truth. In other words I was being adjacent to the truth.

by Stretch Armstrong June 11, 2018

Adjacent Bust Friendly

When your ok blowing your load within the same proximity as a bro friend, like during an orgy.

Yo Chat! Thank god I brought my ABF (adjacent bust friendly) friends with me to the orgy! I was afraid it was going to be like masterbating at church!

by Arnoldbrownsshwlviger August 11, 2025

Adjacent to Truth

No it fucking doesn't Matt. Do you want the fucking thing off or no? I can prove to you that it's there. I can literally prove that I have your soul marked and all it takes is a chef's knife. You can go to heaven today and I am guaranteed hell so I can send you to heaven, consequence free.

Hym "Adjacent to Truth and done deliberately. The deal is the deal. The people engaging it did so freely. To you have a problem that you are peripherally culpable in the thing THEY are doing with me? Because they signed the contract for everyone as I have said before that you are all the same thing to me under the auspices of the 'inter-subjective solipsism' thing. And that is what is so irritating about how the retards around me are actively. These people really don't get it and they think they get it and that is making this take longest than it has to... I'll amend the deal if you want and, unlike you, I won't even make you ask for it. I demand that you let me un-tarnish your souls. OR, Matt, you can be a good Christian and sacrifice yourself for everyone. You know you won't get in. You know you are going to do shit like this instead of what God says. Do it's going to default to a random anyways so why even bother with the sacrifice, right Matt?"

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025

vagina adjacent

Asshole

you are a vagina.
You're calling me a vagina?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, that's too good for you.
What you are is...

vagina adjacent.

by sheen17 April 20, 2010