ad seg

Prison slang, short for administrative segregation, a section of most high security prisons reserved for prisoners who in mortal danger in the general population, i.e. state's witnesses, prisoners being targeted by gangs or rapists, et al. Ad Seg for some prisoners could include solitary cells, off-hours yard time, and total separation from other prisoners.

Don: "Did you take care of Johnny the Rat in the showers earlier this morning?"
Hood: "Sorry Tony, the Feds put him in Ad Seg."

Gang member: "Ima fuck that bitch up when he gets outa Ad Seg! Muthafucka took my muthafuckin' cigarettes! He's dead when he gets back to Gen Pop!"
Gang member: "You? Fuck you! He's the bitchass snitch who got me sent to the muthafuckin' hole last month! I'm talking about fucking solitary man! He's mine!"

ad seg by terraadabsurdum May 25, 2009

S.G.A.D.S. 

An abbreviation of the words 'Stupid Gay Ass Dumb Shit'
A comeback or insult without having to say the whole meaning, making the opposition curious of the term.
A term that no one, would ever like to be called. The use of these words can create trauma, paranoia or the act of having no comebacks.
Using these words un-abbreviated can cause an extremely negative effect.

*Person 1 watching Youtube's Fred's videos*
Person 2: "What kinda S.G.A.D.S. thing are you watching?!"
Person 1: "What the fuck?" *closes his laptop* "Whats sgads?"
Person 2: "Thats such a stupid gay ass dumb shit video you're watching!"
Person 1: "FINE! I'll never watch his videos again!" *storms off to cry.*

"You're a faggot, get the fuck out."
"You're a fucking blowjob."
"I'll kill you, you pussy"
"Bring it, you stupid gay ass dumb shit!"
".............fml"

S.G.A.D.S. by DEADP00L August 10, 2009

ad scrub 

(v.) A short, yet effort saving action that allows a view of a YouTube video from beginning to end uninterupted by YouTube pop-up ads.

The action involves pausing the video as it loads, then clicking and dragging the navigtional-tool on the video timeline past the ad (making the advertisement pop up) and then back to the beginning of the video. At this point, the viewer simply closes the ad and is now able to watch the video from the start without having to close the ad during the clip.

Davo was really baked and wanted to watch an hour long video of cats on YouTube. Just after he had pressed play and gotten comfy (the mouse far out of reach), YouTube's pop-up ad appeared, causing Davo to blaspheme as he forgot to ad scrub.

ad scrub by 0culus December 14, 2010

argumentum ad saladbar 

When used in an argument, a person takes various scraps of talking points and tosses them together into a bowl, then tries to pass the word salad as a cogent argument.

In discussing the Boston Bombings and the Republican Congressmen who should understand the Constitution as pertains to the rights of American citizens, a commenter referred to the president as "Obummer" and said that the article about Republican Congressmen should have been entitled "Obama doesn't understand the Constitution" because the borders are not secure and Mexican drug cartels get guns. The comment has nothing to do with the article and can be dismissed as argumentum ad saladbar.

argumentum ad saladbar by jdubhub68 April 29, 2013

B.L.A.D.'s

20 inch or larger chrome car wheel rims.

Big pimpin' on B.L.A.D.'s
Jay-Z

B.L.A.D.'s by Mozaic August 20, 2006

D.A.D.S (dads) 

“Day after drinking shits”

“I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits

D.A.D.S (dads) by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019

M.A.D.S. 

Morning after drinking shits (you know that terrible shit you have after a long night of drinking)

To my roomate: Dude we drank way too much last night and my M.A.D.S. were intense when I woke up!

M.A.D.S. by downintrigue April 2, 2010