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actuarial jokes

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.
Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.
examples of actuarial jokes:
"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."
by howm September 14, 2006
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Actuarial Science

Science for people who don't like science. Kind of like Computer Science, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.
I am in actuarial science so I have no friends.
by C. Frey July 5, 2006
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actualyeonjun

A semi-well known tiktoker, who posts kpop, manhwa, manga, and other random content. Well known for bullying their pinned mutuals by sending them random videos!
User actualyeonjun is my favorite tiktoker!
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Actuay

Jessica griffin from harry porter peter griffin
Jayden actuay crying
by Jewishbanker November 28, 2022
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