A turd that comes out clean (nothing on your wipe), with a slightly rubbery texture, avoiding skidmarks and allowing it to fall so deep into the porthole so you don't even have to look at it.
Did you use the bathroom in Grandma's room? She's gonna be ticked... "No worries, it was an ace deuce she'll never even know I was there."
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City located in the state of Michigan also known as Ann Arbor. Is known for its wide diversity and superior amount of culture into a melting pot. Is also very popular for the University of Michigan. It is also the home and the for the amazing USA Hockey teams.
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You're ordering the chicken? I don't know...Sounds like you're gonna ace deuce on that one.
The airline lost your luggage? Man, you got ace deuced.
You're ordering the chicken? I don't know...Sounds like you're gonna ace deuce on that one.
The airline lost your luggage? Man, you got ace deuced.
by Kate P February 17, 2006
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The homie that has been there since day one & when shit gets heavy and hits the fan there the first to be there.
Your Number One , your ACE DEUCE.
The homie that has been there since day one & when shit gets heavy and hits the fan there the first to be there.
Your Number One , your ACE DEUCE.
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