Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019

Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.

Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: “thanks! :p

The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

👁👁👁👁👁👁

by Stinkerbell June 17, 2021

Big Chungles Mini Accounts

Big Chungles Mini Accounts are fan made accounts that are similar to Big Chungles. These accounts change the word “Big” with another word and add “_chungles” at the end. These mini accounts use the mascot “bob” from animal crossing and change something about him or her, mainly with an adjective. For example lazy_chungles would have the mascot “bob” from animal crossing but with the small difference of them being really lazy.

These mini accounts can be funnier than the original Big Chungles. They will not be posting the same meme over and over again to annoy their fans. These mini accounts can be really horny for fan art. They will ask many artists for fan art of their unoriginal bob character and it can be really annoying but not all are the same. Some artists do like drawing bobs but with small differences.

“Hey whats your favorite Big Chungles Mini Accounts.”
“None, they are all unfunny and i blocked them”
Shut up this joke is not funny

by big_chunglesfan May 10, 2020

Alt account

a second or alternate account.

i have 5 alt account and there all different lvls.

by pimplovin July 17, 2013

Saxon = joke account

A popular phrase used on Gamefaqs.com message boards whenever the well known joke account Saxon posts anything.

Saxon: "I predict that Randy Orton Ric Flair and Batista will turn on HHH tonight on Raw then the corpse of Katie Vick will return to lead Evolution!"

Next poster: "Saxon = joke account"

by Saxon = joke account November 28, 2003

sock account

A pseudonym or persona typically online, usually for some sort of deception. Usually accompanied by several other heads or socks. Sometimes also IP masked, which makes it more difficult to track. They maybe anon or with a developed backstory, but usually more false than not.

I don't know who it really was, they were using a sock account.

by That one dude..!@gh April 2, 2017

from accounting

One of the most excessively used suffix to a name. Usually coming from some cliche soap opera or sitcom. Well these people usually just random characters that were thrown in, and don't really matter.

Examples:

Hey, it's Steve from accounting!

Dude, I heard Bill from accounting is throwing a party! Wooo!

by LOL WUTTTTTT June 25, 2008