absquatilate

meaning absorb everything; abstaining from or to not partake in; run away; absinthe;

"..very obstrcperous objections it I feel pretty confident that when I absquatilate I shall go to a world where they use half a dozen such hemispheres as ours for spitboxes to furnish a single arlour of glory Sam Slick himself d banter puffery."

by Absqaushilate November 7, 2013

Absquatulate

To go the gas station for smokes and never come back. Or in a more Simplified version for a father figure to leave with out a farewell.

“Dad hasn’t come back in awhile I wonder did he Absquatulate?”
“Oh jimmy”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020

Absquvisexual

From the latin words absque - without and vita - life. A person whos sexual preferences are anime women. It is a part of the LGBTQ+ group. Most people who are Absquvisexual live in their parents basement and are: Obese, unhealty and smell like shit. If you're an Absquvisexual please contact a psychologist.

Friend: My preference is 2D women.
Me: Get a life you Absquvisexual.

by Karen_42069 March 5, 2021

Absquatulate

When something disappears under not-so-mysterious circumstances, it was "absquatulated." If a friend takes out the best looking donut you have ever seen and then devours it without sharing, then you just watched your friend "absquatulate" it. 19th century slang word

doug Absquatulate friend dounghnut while is friend went in gas station

by spacehippie dude March 10, 2021

absquatulate

To leave quickly or in a hurry; to depart, flee.

" … Now I see you again—I’m satisfied. I’m satisfied completely. See? I’m going to absquatulate, see? Hey Presto right away.”
He turned to his tea for a moment, finished his cup noisily, stood up.

by Delbosco October 14, 2021