Men who consistently dress better then their girl friends and make it a point to buy all their clothes from abercrombie. Extra douche status is reached when he always reminds her how much better he looks then her.
1: I can't believe we only met 5 minutes ago, marry me!
2: No, i won't i've only known you for 3 days
1: Why do you take things so quickly, why would I marry you, you could be a dipshit! We're like so totally over!
2: You're africkin'abercrombie and bitch!
When a girl lays down on a surfboard naked, puts her legs behind her head, and a guy, wearing only a scarf, sits on her head so she plays with his loosechange, and he puts his penis in her pussy. Also, the guy must look like he isn't satisfied.
Bob: Did you hear about John and Betty?
Fred: Ya, they got togetherlast night!
Bob: Not only that, he made her his abercrombie and Bitch!