almond milk 

The milk made from almonds'.

Person A: If almond milk is made from almonds', then do they milk the almond to get the milk
Person B: Sorry, what?
Person A: Do you milk almonds for the milk?
Person A: Like, you get normal milk from milking cows, then it makes logically sense if you milk an almond for the milk
Person B:Well, you make a good point but please shut the fuck up.

almond milk by Wojciech_Kowalczyk March 30, 2023

Almond milk 

Shit curry from birds

Randy (random guy): i think i like almond milk
Rando: d(f)uck off

Almond milk by Just a smith November 20, 2023

almond milk girl 

the one quiet girl who's only topic is being a vegan. wears glasses and probly has some sort of pearl necklace. at lunch she gets water and whines about the milk. has almond milk stored in her fridge and bitches at people to eat healthier. probly does her homework.

Guy 1: That fucking almond milk girl is complaining at Lunch again.
Guy 2: I just want to shove skim milk down her throat.

almond milk girl by flowershops March 30, 2020

almond_milk.cosplays 

A small cosplayer who's still to much of a fetus to be on tik tok

Damn, if she wasn't as young as almond_milk.cosplays then I would probably do her.

almond_milk.cosplays by Corrryyy May 17, 2019

almond milk evaporator 

Someone or something which evaporates almond milk - typically a wave of light or radiaton.

My 732 gallons of almond milk stored at the coordinates 31.29492, -116.45114 has been evaporated by the *almond milk evaporator* I shall now seek revenge by bombing Michigan.

almond milk evaporator by youCantOutAlmondTheHut August 5, 2022

national almond milk day 

This national day lies on the 26th of June

National almond milk day is my favorite day of the year .

national almond milk day by Thiccyyyyyyyyy June 26, 2017

Almond Milkers 

Large, natural breasts of a vegan, especially a vegan (almond) mom.

Tyler: Yo Jessica's tits huge.
Pete: I heard she a vegan, she got dem Almond Milkers.

Almond Milkers by ladisl February 18, 2025