take a shit money

the amount of money you need to have in the bank to take a shit on your bosses desk

Rick James - I won the lottery
Johnson - whats that smell
Rick James- I just took a shit on your desk, i have enough take a shit money

by Johhnnny V January 21, 2009

a real money

Someone who you can depend on; a true friend

Guy 1: Hey, can you help me move my stuff?
Guy 2: Yeah, sure.
Guy 3: Thanks, man. You're a real money.

by biscuitmann November 14, 2013

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005

a lot of money

1. a term, in accounting, which defines any lot of money segregated by some means from other lots of money.

2. a term which defines a sum of money that is great and typically impresses those of lesser means. Commonly 381 dollars.

3. a large sum to common people.

1. If you have 2 dollars and separate that lot into 2 lots, each lot could contain 1 dollar or something like that.

2. I paid 381 dollars for my new car radio. Gee, that's a lot of money, I don't even have a car.

3. Modern researchers have determined that common people believe that 381 dollars is a lot of money and will do just about anything for it. see also green twinkie

by nick May 9, 2005

quick as a jew dropping money

a term meaning something thats fast which uses the sterotype of jews being tight with money.

i was out of that door as quick as a jew picking up a dollar off the floor

by pop November 21, 2004

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS

well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021