soccer is not a sport

It just isn’t.

Person a: I play soccer, what sport do u play
Person b: wait soccer is not a sport you bum
Person a (walks away defeated)

by Also look up Vincent December 19, 2017

A Sports Lorry

The most cringe twitch streamer to ever exist.
ASL has cos-played as Memulous in the past

Your being such an A Sports Lorry

by Help me ples June 7, 2021

is netball a sport

ABSOLUTELY NOT. Netball is a wimpy sport, and should never be recognized as one. Anyone who thinks otherwise is stupid.

is netball a sport is dumb

by Helpful Librarian August 17, 2017

Not a sport

Used by one or all of the following
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless

Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)

Not a sport, what sport is this, it a real sport

by LaxlaxlaxlaxStitutes June 18, 2023

sportin a softy

When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.

Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."

by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

sporting a chubber

To have a raging hard-on. To have an erect penis.

Dude, that girl was so hot. When we were slow dancing, I was sporting a chubber.

Most days, when I wake up I am sporting a chubber.

by Urban Tony January 5, 2007

sporting a semi

Partial erection.

Look Sue, Jerry's sporting a semi.
How can you tell?
Look at his pants!
OMG!

by Savage Dick February 5, 2014