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A Sports Lorry

The most cringe twitch streamer to ever exist.
ASL has cos-played as Memulous in the past
Your being such an A Sports Lorry

is netball a sport 

ABSOLUTELY NOT. Netball is a wimpy sport, and should never be recognized as one. Anyone who thinks otherwise is stupid.

Not a sport 

Used by one or all of the following
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless

Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)
Not a sport, what sport is this, it a real sport

sportin a softy

When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.
Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."
sportin a softy by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

sporting a chubber 

To have a raging hard-on. To have an erect penis.
Dude, that girl was so hot. When we were slow dancing, I was sporting a chubber.

Most days, when I wake up I am sporting a chubber.
sporting a chubber by Urban Tony January 5, 2007

sporting a semi 

Look Sue, Jerry's sporting a semi.
How can you tell?
Look at his pants!
OMG!
sporting a semi by Savage Dick February 5, 2014