Pulling a Jordan taylor

Pulling a Jordan Taylor is the act in which a natural born blonde women cheats on you with 15 people in total.

Guy 1: have you heard Jenna has been cheating on 1 dude with like 15 other people.
Girl 1: omg we need this to be know that she’s pulling a Jordan Taylor

by Gay faggot 420 September 3, 2019

Pulling a Jordan

The act of not following through i.e. Making plans with no intention of the completion to the said activity.

If someone where to say they were going to move to Humphreys, California with a friend, however, does not have any plans to follow through. That person is "Pulling a Jordan".

by G-Boss August 20, 2011

pulling a jordan

When you fail in such a massive way that it can't be measured on the normal scale of failure.

That guy tries so hard, but when it counts he's always pulling a jordan.

by TY365247 July 13, 2011

pulling a jordan

The act of pretending to be sick and crawling up into your bed, in the hopes of having your girlfriend crawl up there with you. So that you can have a valid excuse to have sex with her.

Billy "I feel sick, I'm going to go up into my bed because I feel like butt."
-Billy climbs into his bed
Tiffany "Stop pulling a jordan Billy, if you want to fuck then just ask me."
-Billy becomes embarrassed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.

by sequioahall170vato April 13, 2014

Pull a Jordan

Someone who masturbates in class and
gets caught

Kid: I got suspended for Masturbating in class

Friend: You pulled a Jordan?

Who do you know that can pull a jordan

by Chickenwings2 March 18, 2011

chuckin a jordan

chuckin a jordan: being a fat gerbil cunt who likes to occasionly tune fugly or dirty mingas.

one who also thinks they can play any form of sport but actually suck balls.

woahh that fagget looks like a gerbil!

yeah he's chuckin a jordan!

by gateh103 October 16, 2008

pulling a jordan waller

when a deformed penisless ginger child becomes aware of his name and body and kills himself

pulling a jordan waller: Jordan Waller totally pulled a Jordan Waller last night! LOLZ

by chriswebz October 13, 2010