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Sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar. 

Man, I'm sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

Smack a gay day

On October 30th every year, you must slap a person is gay to celebrate.
"Today is smack a gay day I must slap my gay uncle!"
Smack a gay day by Nlue October 30, 2021

Gay Sex and A Witness 

When two dudes are both fucking one girl at the same time. Like a devil's three-way but with a twist. A third guy is always somewhere in the corner trying to bust a nut because he didn't get a go. At the end of the day who is the real Witness.
"Gay Sex and A Witness, What did you expect you were getting yourself into"

a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn 

Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

squeeze a gay 

Something you can do to your gay friend if they need it
Me:*exists*
Jo:*squeeze a gay*
squeeze a gay by raybeez July 6, 2022

Smothered by a gay ape 

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset
The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid