Life span of a dumb brother

Usually 23-24 years due to stunted developement in brain cells

Look out for your dumb brothers, it aint self out there

The life span of a dumb brother is 23yrs

Life span of a dumb brother by Rebelsupreme May 5, 2023

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

ur brothers a mother 

Even worse than ur sisters a mister. Anyone who says it instantly disappears out of existence

Titus: ur sisters a mister
Jacob: ur brothers a mother
Titus: *disappears out of existence*

ur brothers a mother by AGoodLookingMushroom March 20, 2018

Brothers a booty call 

A brother who is a booty call to girls after they break up with a guy

Your brothers a booty call

Brothers a booty call by Smalls66 January 14, 2018

Pulling a Donald Brothers 

"I'm not gay, I just prefer men"

-Donald Brothers
Being exposed as gay but still denying it

Admit it, You're gay! Stop pulling a Donald Brothers!

Pulling a Donald Brothers by Swaggdaddythepoonpenetrator69 October 4, 2016

your brothers a mother 

A variation of the phrase "your mom gay". Everytime this is said, someone dies.

John: Hey Jerry...
Jerry: Yeah John?
John: Your brothers a mother lol
Jerry's dies

your brothers a mother by ARagingHomosexual May 10, 2018

couldnt score in a brothel 

First coined to define a bunch of amateur footballers who couldn’t find the back of net . In particular Papanui Redwood Pirates.
Originally from the Welsh “ Ni allai arsenal yn sgorio mewn puteindy “

They missed so many 1v1 that they couldnt score in a brothel

couldnt score in a brothel by Bigneck August 18, 2018