Barnsley

Female who drinks and smokes heavily, usually to the severe detriment to her health.

No wonder she's broke, she's a right barnsley!

by Martin-Smith November 8, 2006

barnsley

Someone who crashes forklifts into walls.

O dear barnsley, not again...

by oracle March 12, 2004

barnsley kiss

a slang word used in barnsley yorkshire for a swift headbut.

Fuckin devvo just gave Binny a barnsley kiss on the nose end!!

by Nk Elite June 11, 2006

barnsley kiss

a painful & quick head butting

yer wah? *barnsley kiss*

by sheridanjade October 6, 2008

Going to Barnsley

Taking ones other half up the backdoor.

Well practiced sexual pastime of the inhabitants of the infamous South Yorkshire shithole.

Men from Barnsley have had their lasses up the shitter more times than you've had hot dinners.

Our lass has the painters in, so tonight we're Going to Barnsley

My new girlfriend has a minge like a clowns pocket so we’re only ever Going to Barnsley

by Dave Schloosh January 8, 2009

Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

by Richard Bird September 16, 2007

got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.

James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley

by WordWeasal May 25, 2011