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Words don't win a horse race

This is an old New England saying, specifically originating during the heyday of Rockingham Park Racetrack in Salem, New Hampshire. You might say this when someone is all talk and no action or saying something they can't back up.
Asenath: I can cross-stitch so much better than you!
Ivory (who is a sought-after bride because of her cross-stitch skills): Words don't win a horse race.
by Herodotus Greenleaf October 12, 2020
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You win a few, lose a lot

A more serious incarnation of the commonly used phrase "you win some, you lose some". "You win a few, lose a lot" is meant to express the feelings of constantly losing or being screwed over despite trying your best.
Guy 1:"Hey man what did you end up getting in your math class?"

Guy 2: "I bombed the final and got a D in the class."

Guy 1: "Damn well are you still going out with that girl you met a few weeks ago?"

Guy 2: "No she ended up going back to her ex. It's like they say you win a few, lose a lot."
by Jonan2012 December 25, 2011
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Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?

Johnny: Dad, can I have a car?
Dad: Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?
by pollyumanana August 5, 2012
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you win a brand new back hand

somthing said following an idiotic comment.
someone says somthing stupid...
"you win a brand new back hand"
by your faddah April 27, 2008
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When the Red Sox win a World Series

A slightly rude way of saying "never."
Boy: You wanna go ou with me?
Girl: When the Red Sox win a World Series.
by mezzogal August 28, 2012
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win a real mvp

A phrase people that have no life and no friends on Twitter use to say to athletes that have won an MVP award.
James Harden: *posts a tweet*
Person who hasn’t touched grass: Win a real mvp James Frauden
by Boyboy888 May 20, 2021
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when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)
I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.
by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018
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