A Stick In An Egg

A nuisance; euphemism for a pain in the ass cheeks.

Alfarouk: let's get that crown!!
Maha: Uh oh, we died!
Alfarouk and Maha: A stick In an Egg!

by lorelias hogglefart September 27, 2022

snake on a stick

Anyone working in the EMS field. (from the snake and staff on a star of life)

The snake on a stick crew is on the way.

by Westley E November 6, 2007

frick on a stick

expression of frustration and/or regret coined by elliot reid of scrubs. May be appended by the addition of "with a brick" if the situation is particularly harsh

dr cox runs into elliot

elliot: sorry! ... *wait a minute, he ran into me! frick on a stick with a brick!*

by wowmom October 27, 2008

butcheek on a stick

Something that hurts a lot.

Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butcheek on a stick!

by boarsoldier May 20, 2015

Piss on a stick

Used mostly when you are annoyed at something you are told to do, mostly at what a teacher says.

Teacher: ok everyone, get into test conditions
Student: ah piss on a stick!

by Rivian-Wolf November 5, 2016

poke it with a stick

"Poke it with a stick" is an idiom and originates in one's coming across a motionless thing, possibly some sort of creature. One typically responds by poking it with a stick or any longish handy object one wouldn't mind possibly getting gooey when visual inspection alone fails to identify the thing. Verbal speculation with others is exhausted and one is urged to "poke it with a stick." By poking with a stick, one hopes to find if the thing will move (in which case, all run away), or to find if it seems soft or rigid or recently soft and now rigid, or if the entire thing or only a portion of it is present plus any other information poking a thing with a stick may yield. The stick allows one to investigate in the moment of discovery in situ, when it is unwise or disgusting to use a finger or toe. As an idiom, "poke it with a stick" means that a thing or situation is suspect and elicits morbid curiosity.

"Is that a snake?" "I don't know. Has it moved?" "I don't think so." "Let's poke it with a stick."
If you poke a guru with a stick, will you find the skin thick, or thin and already full of holes?

by TheOneTrueJune December 10, 2013

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

by YAWA May 14, 2015